im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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