The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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