Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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