Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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