Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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