Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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