Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
