We're like a lot better than the average bears
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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