mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Farmville is her only friend.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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