so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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