Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you would pick up someone in the library
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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