I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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