As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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