I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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