She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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