I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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