It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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