its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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