um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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