Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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