question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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