Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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