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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've blown a few things in my day
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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