What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Who wears a wallet chain?!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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