please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm bleeding and have questions
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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