ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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