If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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