Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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