i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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