What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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