ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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