i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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