erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
