Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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