he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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