he shaved USA in his pubs
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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