I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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