he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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