i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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