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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just sent this text using only my big toe
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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