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yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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