Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you inspire me to be a worse person
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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