I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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