Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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