Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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