That's intense
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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