I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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