I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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