Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
