he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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