is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
