i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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