YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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