i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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