Yo dont text me then not text me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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